It’s a common Sunday scene in any Buffalo living room: friends and family are gathered in their Zubaz and other Bills garb, chicken wing dip is warming in the crockpot, someone’s scrolling through their fantasy lineup for what feels like the millionth time that hour, and expletives are most likely being shouted at the TV. If one thing’s for certain about Buffalonians, it’s the fact that saying we love football season would be an understatement.
Whether it be from the comfort of your couch or at your favorite sports bar, watching football in Buffalo is all about community- but if listening to sportscasters narrating the game feels more like a foreign language to you, it’s easy to feel like you’re on the outside looking in. Luckily, we’re here to help.
Get ready to impress your friends and family during the next Bills game, because we’ve compiled all of the basics you need to survive this season, even if you don’t know the first thing about football. Plus, a few awesome spots around Buffalo to post up, day drink, and celebrate (or cry) while watching the games.
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Literally…What is Football? Identifying the Basics
Football is played on a 120-yard field that’s divided into 100 yards for gameplay and 10 yards for each team’s endzone, which is where the scoring happens, if you haven’t already figured that out. Each team takes turns playing offense (trying to score points) and defense (trying to prevent the other team from scoring). Technically, the defense can also score points sometimes, but that’s not their main goal.
WTF Are “Downs”?
When on offense, each team tries to gain at least 10 yards at a time, receiving four downs, or attempts, to do it. The drive, or series of one team’s offensive plays, hopefully ends with scoring in some form (unless it’s the team opposing the Bills, of course), but doesn’t always.
Worth 6 points, a touchdown happens when the ball is caught in or carried into the other team’s endzone. Well, technically, it’s when the ball “breaks the plane,” which is up for referee interpretation, and isn’t always consistent (enter: the aforementioned expletives).
After scoring a touchdown, the offensive team has the chance to then either kick a field goal for one extra point, or try to complete an additional touchdown, AKA two-point conversion, for two extra points. A field goal on its own (not following a touchdown) is worth 3 points.
Key Positions & Players
- Wide Receiver (WR): An offensive player whose main job is to catch passes from the quarterback.
- Running Back (RB): An offensive player whose main job is to run the ball.
- Quarterback (QB): Probably the easiest identified player on the field at any given time. The quarterback is in charge of calling the plays and handling the ball once it’s snapped. He’ll either hand the ball to a running back, throw the ball to a receiver, or even sometimes run the ball himself (looking at you, Josh Allen).
- A few big/recent names in Buffalo Bills QB history: Jim Kelly, Joe Ferguson, Jack Kemp, Frank Reich, Ryan Fitzpatrick, Tyrod Taylor, and the one you really need to know… current Buffalo Bills QB #17 Josh Allen
- The Offensive Line: Players that are responsible for blocking for the QB/RB so they have a chance to successfully throw or run the ball.
- The Defensive Line: For lack of a better description, these players try to smush the QB/RB. They fight against the blocks of the offensive line and attempt to tackle whoever has the ball.
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Basic Bills Culture – “Let’s Go Buffalo!”
It’s no secret that we’ve got what’s arguably the
rowdiest most fun fan base in the NFL, so of course tailgating is a crucial piece in the experience of attending a Bills game. The immediate area around the stadium on a home game Sunday morning is packed with fans grilling food, shotgunning beers before 8AM, and probably smashing the occasional table or two.
If you’re lucky, you might even spot Ken Johnson, otherwise known as “Pinto Ron,” a Bills superfan who’s known for his red Ford Pinto, wild tailgating parties, and attending every Bills game (both home and away!) since 1994.
The Playoff Drought
Despite just how much Buffalo loves the Bills, our team holds the record for the longest playoff drought in the history of professional American sports. That drought was finally broken, though, on New Year’s Eve 2017 when the Cincinnati Bengals beat the Baltimore Ravens, securing Buffalo their first playoff spot since 1999. For more info on how this other team’s win affected our playoff drought, you’ll have to as a patient football fan – it’s too intermediate for this convo here.
What you really need to know is that in true “City of Good Neighbors” fashion, the Buffalo Bills sent a massive thank you to the Cincinnati Bengals in the form of sending chicken wings to the team and donating thousands to Bengals’ QB Andy Dalton’s charity.
— Buffalo Bills (@BuffaloBills) January 1, 2018
The “Shout” Song
The Bills are making it happen now! If you’ve ever been to a wedding, you’ve heard this one before. For generations, Bills fans have celebrated home game touchdowns with the beloved “Shout” song, which is a play on the original song by the Isley Brothers. The WNY community even created a “Save the Shout Committee” back in the 1990’s when there was talk of getting rid of the song, successfully convincing the Bills administration at the time that, though players come and go, the “Shout” song should remain a constant with the team. Duh.
Find the song and lyrics here so you can join in the fun at the next home game! Don’t worry, it’s as easy as it gets.
Awesome Spots to Watch the Bills Game Around Buffalo:
Can’t physically go to the game, but still want to be a part of the Bills community? We’ve got you covered! Head to one of these sports bars for the full experience:
1541 Hertel Ave, Buffalo / Website
One of the most beloved wing spots on Hertel, The Wellington Pub has a super laid-back atmosphere that’s perfect for football Sundays. Be sure to get in on the chicken wing and beer specials during Sunday Bills games!
7 Scott St, Buffalo / Website
Since opening in 2014, 716 has been the downtown destination for Buffalo sports fans. Boasting a 38-foot television as the center of attention and multiple other big screen TV’s throughout the restaurant, it’s basically a no-brainer.
1110 Elmwood Ave, Buffalo / Website
With one of the largest craft beer lineups in Buffalo, Mister Goodbar is basically heaven if you love to drink beer and watch football. Pair a local brew with a $6 single order of wings (their special on Sunday’s), and you’re all set!
4. JP’s Checkers
1854 Hertel Ave, Buffalo / Facebook
After undergoing a quick remodel and re-opening last year, JP’s Checkers continues to be a North Buffalo neighborhood favorite. Plus, with new screens and a large projector, it’s definitely one of the most chill spots to watch the Bills game on Hertel.
7800 Transit Rd & 1402 Millersport Hwy / Website
If your idea of a perfect Sunday morning is watching football and sipping mimosas or Bloody Mary flights (!!), Santora’s is the spot for you. They’ve also got special promotions on food and drinks depending on what happens during the game, which you’ll absolutely want to take advantage of when the Bills are winning.
6. Danny’s South
4300 Abbott Rd, Orchard Park / Website
Just a quick five minute walk to the stadium, Danny’s is a prime game day location, whether you plan on watching the game at the bar or in person. They have an extensive food menu, plenty of specials, and can even deliver right to your party if you’re in their lot!
Obviously, there is much more to the Buffalo Bills, and football in general, than just what’s listed above. When you have questions, because you will have questions, refer to a trusted friend- and when all else fails, throwing out a “Go Bills” is always a safe bet.